Speedster Page Flipper Gifts

'This book on speed reading is due back in ten minutes.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Birthday Racing Car

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Man running

Runner going through hurdles.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

A souped up car...

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

"It was so noisy in there - all those pages turning."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Rolling Stop.

Congratulations for male runner

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

Arcarde Patrol

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

Sore Loser

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

"Added a new catalytic converter, upped the horse power, and installed a new intake system... but we still can't get rid of the clown."

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"