Service Speedster Gifts

Fast Service...faster service...fastest service.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Birthday Racing Car

Man running

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

A souped up car...

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

Fast Food Restaurant

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Rolling Stop.

Congratulations for male runner

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

Arcarde Patrol

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

Sore Loser

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

"Added a new catalytic converter, upped the horse power, and installed a new intake system... but we still can't get rid of the clown."

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"