Service Speedster Prints

Fast Service...faster service...fastest service.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Birthday Racing Car

Man running

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

A souped up car...

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

Fast Food Restaurant

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Rolling Stop.

Arcarde Patrol

Congratulations for male runner

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Sore Loser

'Floor it, Mom!'

Linford Christie

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

"Added a new catalytic converter, upped the horse power, and installed a new intake system... but we still can't get rid of the clown."