Speedy Service Enthusiast Gifts

"Take your lunch hour, now, Julie...see you in ten minutes."

The rocket powered skiier

A day at the transgenic races

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Dairy Devil

'The customer is always right...'

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."

Skier flying past mountains

"I suppose that's what happens when 'putting customers first' comes second!"

Speeding Forklift

DIY Butchers

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

Fast Food Restaurant

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'Hi, my name's Mandy and I'll be your culturally inappropriate annoyance this evening.'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!