Speedy Service Enthusiast Mugs

"Take your lunch hour, now, Julie...see you in ten minutes."

The rocket powered skiier

A day at the transgenic races

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Dairy Devil

'The customer is always right...'

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Skier flying past mountains

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."

"I suppose that's what happens when 'putting customers first' comes second!"

Speeding Forklift

DIY Butchers

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Get ready ... Get set ...

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

Fast Food Restaurant

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'Hi, my name's Mandy and I'll be your culturally inappropriate annoyance this evening.'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'