Speed Service Enthusiast Gifts

Fast Food Restaurant

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

The rocket powered skiier

A day at the transgenic races

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Dairy Devil

'The customer is always right...'

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Skier flying past mountains

Speeding Forklift

DIY Butchers

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

'Hi, my name's Mandy and I'll be your culturally inappropriate annoyance this evening.'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'