Speed Service Enthusiast Gifts

Fast Food Restaurant

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

The rocket powered skiier

A day at the transgenic races

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Dairy Devil

'The customer is always right...'

Skier flying past mountains

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Speeding Forklift

DIY Butchers

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Get ready ... Get set ...

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

'Hi, my name's Mandy and I'll be your culturally inappropriate annoyance this evening.'

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'