Speedster Page Flipper T-Shirts

'This book on speed reading is due back in ten minutes.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Birthday Racing Car

Man running

Runner going through hurdles.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

A souped up car...

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

"It was so noisy in there - all those pages turning."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Rolling Stop.

Arcarde Patrol

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

Congratulations for male runner

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

'Floor it, Mom!'

"Added a new catalytic converter, upped the horse power, and installed a new intake system... but we still can't get rid of the clown."

Sore Loser