Digital Speedster T-Shirts

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Dawing your Cellphone

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

'Hey, wait for me!'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Birthday Racing Car

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Man running

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

A souped up car...

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

Rolling Stop.

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."

Arcarde Patrol

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

Congratulations for male runner

'I took the liberty of digitally enhancing my resume to make a mountain out of a mole hill.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

computer trick with teapot and cup