Internet Speedster T-Shirts

'The download time is slow, let's go home.'

"We need an internet service that's faster than our bad news."

"By switching supplier, our upload speed is much faster."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Birthday Racing Car

Man running

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

A souped up car...

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Rolling Stop.

Congratulations for male runner

Arcarde Patrol

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Sore Loser

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

Track runner running out of track

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

"Added a new catalytic converter, upped the horse power, and installed a new intake system... but we still can't get rid of the clown."

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

'Floor it, Mom!'

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"