Internet Speedsters T-Shirts

"This is taking forever to download."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Birthday Racing Car

Man running

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

A souped up car...

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

Rolling Stop.

Congratulations for male runner

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

Arcarde Patrol

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Church Drive-Thru.

'In denial and loving it!'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'Have you Googled your homework, yet?'

Track runner running out of track

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"