Internet Speedsters Gifts

"This is taking forever to download."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Birthday Racing Car

Man running

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

A souped up car...

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Rolling Stop.

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

Congratulations for male runner

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

Arcarde Patrol

'In denial and loving it!'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

Church Drive-Thru.

Sore Loser

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"