Internet Speedster Gifts

'The download time is slow, let's go home.'

"We need an internet service that's faster than our bad news."

"By switching supplier, our upload speed is much faster."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Man running

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Birthday Racing Car

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

A souped up car...

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Rolling Stop.

Arcarde Patrol

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

Congratulations for male runner

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Linford Christie

Sore Loser

I'm very disappointed, Mr. Einstein! You, of all people, violating a speed limit!

Track runner running out of track

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

"Added a new catalytic converter, upped the horse power, and installed a new intake system... but we still can't get rid of the clown."

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"