Conversational Speedster T-Shirts

Miss Motormouth

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

'Hey, wait for me!'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Birthday Racing Car

Man running

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

A souped up car...

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Rolling Stop.

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

Arcarde Patrol

Graduate

Congratulations for male runner

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

Linford Christie

"Added a new catalytic converter, upped the horse power, and installed a new intake system... but we still can't get rid of the clown."

'Floor it, Mom!'

Track runner running out of track