Conversational Speedster Pillows

Miss Motormouth

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

'Hey, wait for me!'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Man running

Birthday Racing Car

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

A souped up car...

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Rolling Stop.

Arcarde Patrol

Graduate

Congratulations for male runner

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

Track runner running out of track

"Added a new catalytic converter, upped the horse power, and installed a new intake system... but we still can't get rid of the clown."

'Floor it, Mom!'

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'