Pancake Flipper Gifts

'Waiting for the pancake to come down.'

Pancakes

The invisible man makes a pancake

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

Man ready to catch tossed pancakes with a net

'Net to catch pancake.'

A man with a pancake on her head

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"On. More. Try."

"Someone has eaten our porridge, let's have pancakes."

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

"It was so noisy in there - all those pages turning."

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

Chef looking up confused, Waiter behind him with pancake on his head.

Fortunately for the pigs, the wolf had stopped at the house of pancakes before he got to their house of straw.

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

"Nice ceiling. Is it stucco?"

On - Undecided - Off switch

The Overturned Desk - Therapy for writer blocked authors and artists,

"I'm old enough to remember when people thought retirement had something to do with not having a job. Don't laugh! We used to believe all sorts of ridiculous stuff!"

"How much for the couch without the potato?"

"Are you still waiting for the pancake to come down?"

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

'Marge tells me you're a welder by profession.'

'If it was mine, I'd put it up for sale, invest the proceeds, and get myself a nice little condo.'