Burger Flipper Gifts

'Marge tells me you're a welder by profession.'

"I'm old enough to remember when people thought retirement had something to do with not having a job. Don't laugh! We used to believe all sorts of ridiculous stuff!"

'I used to work in a grocery store, but spitting on packaged food wasn't nearly as satisfying as this,'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Nutrition-Free Diet

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

A boy who loves cows/burgers

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

"On. More. Try."

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

The mission: Impossible burger.

The first animation.

'I was like you once, full of ambition! AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT MEEE!'

Big Burgers.

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

"I 3-D printed my dinner!"

"It was so noisy in there - all those pages turning."

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

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