Burger Flipper Extraordinaire Gifts

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

A smiling cyclist

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

Nutrition-Free Diet

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

Sisyphus Sawyer

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

"On. More. Try."

The mission: Impossible burger.

Dave's Hamburger Shop

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'I was like you once, full of ambition! AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT MEEE!'

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)