Burger Flipper Extraordinaire Mugs

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A smiling cyclist

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

Nutrition-Free Diet

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

A boy who loves cows/burgers

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

Sisyphus Sawyer

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

Dave's Hamburger Shop

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

"On. More. Try."

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

'I was like you once, full of ambition! AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT MEEE!'

"So that's a triple burger with added cheese and relish... Would you like the complementary angioplasty with that?"

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.