Fairy Tale Flipper Mugs

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

"On. More. Try."

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

K9 Litterati.

'Net to catch pancake.'

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

Real estate.

Pancakes

'And, it's made from scratch not from a mix.'

"How much for the couch without the potato?"

The invisible man makes a pancake

"Do they make my feet look big?"

''Dogs gotta fly, birds gotta sing' isn't the way the old tune goes, Ben!'

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

'If it was mine, I'd put it up for sale, invest the proceeds, and get myself a nice little condo.'

'It's not my fault sales are down. The economy has made buyers homeophobic.'

Swimmer

A man with a pancake on her head

"Before this I flipped houses."

'Waiting for the pancake to come down.'

'I'm thinking of flipping this house.'

"But, you guys literally just said you'd die for one."

'OK, heads we name your malady after you, tails, we name it after me.'

'Let's see, you folks need to sell your home before you buy a new one. How about waiting in the lobby for 2 or 3 years.'

"Oh them, They're contrarians."

'Well, we have to make a decision. Heads he's a pessimist, tails he's a realist.'

Duck Feet