Flipper Lover Mugs

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Mr Metrosexual.

Shoes Make The Man

Swing dancers.

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

Cheerleaders

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

'I love it: The older my Master gets, the more he wants his slippers...'

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

Kitten Slippers

Charleston dance.

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"Do they make my feet look big?"

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

'Gentlemen, my card! I'm a lawyer.'

Cosmetic surgery: We can make mountains out of mole-hills!!

Penguin wearing Slippers

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

"You were right, dear, slippers, shiny floor and a grouting gun don't mix."

Lost a sandal?

"I draw the line at Flip-Flop share."

Swimmer

"I have a better idea! Let's squeeze the apple and ferment the juice!"