Pump Purveyor Gifts

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Apples for sale

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

The Fast Lane.

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Important Muscles.

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

Bicycle Sidecar.

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

Olympic Jar Opening Event

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

Brawnstorming session.

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

'Good grief! You'd think in this day and age they'd have found a way to make these things lighter.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

man pumping up profit balloon

Exercise Car.

Bicycle Pie Chart

Big Business

'Under this blubber, pal, there are abs and muscle you wouldn't believe!'

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen