Romantic Purveyor Gifts

"I'm sorry, but due to the current virus crisis this is as close as you get to first base."

Bear Costume

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Romantic Tree Carving

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

Storage Unit of Love

Love in Boom

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

Perfect Match

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

Lovers in ruffled dresses

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

'Wow - My kind of man.'

'I even love the way you snore!'

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products."

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

"If you really want to turn me on, nip out and get me some more chocolate."

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

Barbara Cartland

Woman thinking - "But is it a real relationship?"

This is very sweet, Phil, but no, I don't want to buy a violin from you.

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

Why do you need a girlfriend? Because it's nice to hang out with someone. Why? Because you can do fun stuff. Why? Just because. Oh, why didn't you say so? I think I've had a breakthrough.

Love

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'I'm not sure we have a girl with THAT good a sense of humor.'

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."