Romantic Purveyor T-Shirts

"I'm sorry, but due to the current virus crisis this is as close as you get to first base."

Bear Costume

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Romantic Tree Carving

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

Storage Unit of Love

Love in Boom

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Lovers in ruffled dresses

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

'I even love the way you snore!'

Perfect Match

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products."

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

Woman thinking - "But is it a real relationship?"

"If you really want to turn me on, nip out and get me some more chocolate."

Barbara Cartland

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

Love

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'I'm not sure we have a girl with THAT good a sense of humor.'