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Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"Why won't you cuddle?"

Supply Chain

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

"Oh darling! I just got your wonderful value added proposition! Of course I'll marry you!"

'It would never work, Tommy - you have all the growth funds and mine are all value...'

Mergers or acquisitions.

Folding Container.

'And that, in a nutshell, is why men don't understand women.'

Planes drop vaccines over a city

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"I had half a date last weekend."

"But gosh, Ursula, together we'd be exactly what every major advertiser is trying to reach."

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products."

'You're in luck - My parents like you.'

'We tried marriage your way and it didn't work. Now it's my way!'

"It's alright for you lot at the moment. . . but this baby bust thing is bad for business."

'I'm thinking merger.'

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

How to feel confident in love & war

"...Also, true love is eventually tax deductible."

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'I hate when they do this.'

'I hate to rush you, but I'm getting a leg cramp.'