Romantic Logisticians Pillows

'-and the ceremony,your place or mine?'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Supply Chain

"Why won't you cuddle?"

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

"Oh darling! I just got your wonderful value added proposition! Of course I'll marry you!"

'It would never work, Tommy - you have all the growth funds and mine are all value...'

Mergers or acquisitions.

Folding Container.

'And that, in a nutshell, is why men don't understand women.'

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

Planes drop vaccines over a city

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

"But gosh, Ursula, together we'd be exactly what every major advertiser is trying to reach."

"I had half a date last weekend."

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products."

'You're in luck - My parents like you.'

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

'We tried marriage your way and it didn't work. Now it's my way!'

"It's alright for you lot at the moment. . . but this baby bust thing is bad for business."

How to feel confident in love & war

I have a date tonight. She's coming over. I need to get home and clean it all up. Not so fast, little buddy. Cleaning is a delicate art. Clean too little, and she thinks you're a slob. Clean too much, and she thinks you're hiding something. It's almost as if you haven't read chapter 7 of the manual. What manual? "Mancleaning: By Randy 'The Rock' Taylor." You wrote a whole book about cleaning? It's the follow-up to "How to Reach the Tenth Level of Passion by Feng Shui-ing Your Dust Bunnies." It's

"...Also, true love is eventually tax deductible."

'I'm thinking merger.'

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'I hate when they do this.'