Festive Logistics Lover T-Shirts

'I hate when they do this.'

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Supply Chain

Folding Container.

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Planes drop vaccines over a city

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

"It's alright for you lot at the moment. . . but this baby bust thing is bad for business."

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

"You guys in Fulfillment have done wonders with your logistics formula."

'I see accounting forgot to pay the gravity bill again.'

Christmas card access

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"From now on we’ll no longer pay your trucking company for driving for us. We’d like to be paid by you because you’re allowed to transport our great products!"

'Let's build all possible variants and see which one turns out to be the cheapest to run!'

Santa's elevator

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"We're sending you on special assignment to analyze our shipping problems."

'Sorry, Mr. Reed. We thought we had a great new house-moving technique until the wind shifted.'

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

Transporting Live Cargo

Outward bound/Homeward bound.

"It's all part of the new normal."

That side up.

Bob's overnight courier - pushing the envelope.

A sultan on a flying carpet pulls a truck trailer behind him.

"236 million deliveries in one night. When can you start?"

..Because if Santa brings you big slabs of venison, he won't be able to get to the other children's homes.

Intermodal transport.

"....Sir, it's not out problem if you live at the wrong address!"

Hotel Stay

"Gifts? No gifts this year. The Reindeer are half-starved because there is no more food due to the collapsed supply chains and the shortage of truck drivers and the elves are in corona quarantine."