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'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"I didn't spark joy."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'So, Jim, they tell me you're good at compartmentalizing!'

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Frank's Bakery. Before we see your wedding cake

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

Categories are the key to organizing.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

Summer Outing Planning

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

A catch-all is born.

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

Library. Frank, I need to locate some biographies. Do you know where these are? This King Tut book is stored in a box down in the basement. The Napoleon biography is with the short stories. And the Henry Ford book is in the autobiography section. Unfortunately, this Amelia Earhart profile is missing. It mysteriously disappeared years ago. And what about the Albert Einstein bio? It's right up there, on the top shelf. The book about Einstein and his theories is way over your head, Ernie!