Romantic Rusher Gifts

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

Run from the hills!

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

'You'll marry me? Really? Then forget it! I can't be with someone who's standards are that low!'

"Thanks for walking me home."

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

'Barely an love and already arguing.'

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'I'm not sure we have a girl with THAT good a sense of humor.'

'So when are we going to hit this 'open road' you're always talking about?'

Kissing bench with rockers

Lover's Lane. Dears crossing.

"If they turned off when you clapped, they probably weren't the northern lights."

"Will you stop doing that please? Isn't it obvious to you that I just don't fancy him?!"

"Do you have anything that will make us as deliriously happy as the couple in this cruise magazine?"

"All my dates have to get her approval."

"Ken bats left-handed, enjoys cultural as well as outdoor activities, and seeks a sensitive non-smoking woman for a lasting partnership that includes long walks, good music, and fielding practice."

'We had sex every day alright- MiddleSEX on Monday, EsSEX on Tuesday, SusSEX on....'

"The dating agency said you wanted someone who could make you laugh!"

I'm looking to settle down with a nice light bulb, should I try the internet.

'We can't go on meeting like this.'

"Yes, I guess I'm in the mood, but certain restrictions apply."

The Tandem: A Romantic Gallop

'Just between you and me, they're all pheromones.'

"What do you want, Denise? I'm not a mind reader."

'Railtracks new safety measures are in place'

"I'm sorry, but due to the current virus crisis this is as close as you get to first base."

'You must be the young-at-heart, 40 something, country loving, non smoking, veggie with the GSOH,'

Long walks on the beach. . . after 15 years of marriage.