Pump Purveyor Mugs

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Apples for sale

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

The Fast Lane.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Important Muscles.

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Bicycle Sidecar.

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

Olympic Jar Opening Event

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

'Good grief! You'd think in this day and age they'd have found a way to make these things lighter.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

man pumping up profit balloon

Exercise Car.

Bicycle Pie Chart

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

'Under this blubber, pal, there are abs and muscle you wouldn't believe!'

Bike Lane