Gear Head Gifts

Parts of an automobile

Lighting a Pipe

Car surrenders.

Touring Cyclist

"What about the new armoured windshield, Sarge? What did Department of Defense say?"

"Wrong driving range, dummy."

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"Stop pampering that stupid car. You're beginning to resemble it."

Drool Marks

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"What old school? This is my life."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'God's speed.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Smile

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Idle parts

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Car Dentistry.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

I love my motor.

Biker At Museum

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."