Metalhead Mammal Pillows

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Motorherd

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Santa Metal Claus

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

'...it's a robots staple diet.'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

Musical Mestizo.

'Air guitar 101.'

'Do Katie's braces count as 'precious metals'?'

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

Future Opera

'Darling, it's the local Satanists wondering whether they can sing us some black metal.'

Don't forget to switch off your cellphones.

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

One night, Albert got haunted by a Heavy Metal demon.

"...Even Death himself went through a 'Glam Reaper' phase."

'...Here's another heavy metal wake up call for you!'

"Funny, I never did it for the money. I just always wanted to make T-flanges."

'And this is our research staff: Brad covers autos, Cathie covers Big Pharma, and Keith knows heavy metals.'

"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"

'Just which heavy metal did you say Edwards is researching?'

Destroying Music Speakers.