Heavy Metal Enthusiast Pillows

'The only pacemaker covered by your health insurance is this MP3 player with heavy metal music.'

'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'

"Since when are you into heavy metal?"

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"

"Isn't it time you gave up being a heavy metal fan and lightened up, sire?!"

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

Fat biker with Cow Pie t-shirt.

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Italica

Eric Clapton.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Tina Turner

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Liam Gallagher.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Jimi Hendrix.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Johnny Winter.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Listening to Coldplay.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Rock On

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Existential Risk