Death Metal Enthusiast Mugs

"...I think I'm beginning to regret revealing my feminine side."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Existential Risk

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Lou Reed

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

"Since when are you into heavy metal?"

'What kind of music would you like? Korean classical or Death Metal?'

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

Bris

Headbanging Woodpecker.

'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

Man who works at a magnet company finds his briefcase attracted to the briefcase of the man who works at the scrap metal company.

"Hurry up! - You don't have all day. . ."

The Last Powerpoint

Metal Defective.

"I wonder what ever became of those cute little umbrella swizzle-sticks."

"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"

Author who wants his novel pierced.

"Oh, come on. How can you be surprised to see me?"

"Oh, hell, Artie. Not another farewell tour."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'Chief, the pale-face wants you to listen to his latest album of industrial goth metal.'

'The only pacemaker covered by your health insurance is this MP3 player with heavy metal music.'

Fat biker with Cow Pie t-shirt.

Destroying Music Speakers.

Truck Stop Artist