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Bris

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Rock On

Devlin was concerned about his son hanging around with such a nice crowd.

Future Opera

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

He played the infamous suicide note.

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

'Chief, the pale-face wants you to listen to his latest album of industrial goth metal.'

Headbanging Woodpecker.

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

'It's a great CD. It's designed to annoy adults.'

The Drummer

Watercolour challenge for teenagers.

'A simple howl at the moon will do, Ralph'

Santa Metal Claus

Let's Rock/Ayers Rock!

Unfortunately Herbet didn't pass the acceptance test at the school for Heavy Metal Musicians.

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Noise? Noise?!! That was Bullet for my Valentine!"

I just can't head-bang the way I used to.

Death Rock.

Destroying Music Speakers.

Life Guard.

A Heavy Metal Musician.

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

'If you wish to complain please press 2 and then select the Death Metal band that you'd like to listen to while you are on hold.'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Italica

"Since when are you into heavy metal?"

"There goes Jeremy – always marching to the beat of his own heavy metal drum."

Metalhead

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."