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Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Rock On

Devlin was concerned about his son hanging around with such a nice crowd.

Future Opera

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

He played the infamous suicide note.

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

'Chief, the pale-face wants you to listen to his latest album of industrial goth metal.'

Headbanging Woodpecker.

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

'It's a great CD. It's designed to annoy adults.'

Ozzy Osbourne

The Drummer

Watercolour challenge for teenagers.

'A simple howl at the moon will do, Ralph'

Santa Metal Claus

Let's Rock/Ayers Rock!

"Oh-oh, here comes trouble..."

Unfortunately Herbet didn't pass the acceptance test at the school for Heavy Metal Musicians.

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Noise? Noise?!! That was Bullet for my Valentine!"

I just can't head-bang the way I used to.

And then, right in the middle of a Warrant/Winger double bill, Rob Myers becomes the first person in history to actually have his socks rocked off.

Death Rock.

Destroying Music Speakers.

Life Guard.

A Heavy Metal Musician.

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

'If you wish to complain please press 2 and then select the Death Metal band that you'd like to listen to while you are on hold.'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"If he has any talent whatsoever, I'll be rich!"

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