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'Er! Wonder if they got any lead?'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Love at First Sight

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"My guess it's guacamole."

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Rock On

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Santa Metal Claus

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

"Since when are you into heavy metal?"

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

"I learned that Moses partied on the Red Sea today."

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

He played the infamous suicide note.

"Online I said I was 'blond and curvy', I didn't say I was a woman!"

A Heavy Metal Musician.

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

Bris

'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'

Headbanging Woodpecker.

'Mrs. Peterson. . . Sgt. O'Leary here, I'm afraid there's been an accident and your husband is in a comma.'

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

The Drummer