Heavy Metal Misinterpretation Pillows

'Er! Wonder if they got any lead?'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Love at First Sight

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"My guess it's guacamole."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Rock On

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Santa Metal Claus

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

"Since when are you into heavy metal?"

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

"I learned that Moses partied on the Red Sea today."

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

He played the infamous suicide note.

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

A Heavy Metal Musician.

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

"If he has any talent whatsoever, I'll be rich!"

"Online I said I was 'blond and curvy', I didn't say I was a woman!"

Bris

'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'

Headbanging Woodpecker.

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

And then, right in the middle of a Warrant/Winger double bill, Rob Myers becomes the first person in history to actually have his socks rocked off.

The Drummer