Misinterpretation Enthusiasts Pillows

"My guess it's guacamole."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Love at First Sight

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'Typical phallic egocentrism!'

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

'So you are a writer?'

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

'And here, the artist is clearly making an ironic statement about the fleeting nature of material possessions.'

"Rayna's been kidnapped! And its all my fault!"

"Online I said I was 'blond and curvy', I didn't say I was a woman!"

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

'Mrs. Peterson. . . Sgt. O'Leary here, I'm afraid there's been an accident and your husband is in a comma.'

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

Shoot...not literally, of course.

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

'A simple bottle would have sufficed for your specimen, Mr Thomas.'

'You haven't much experience in plant conservation, have you Winthorpe?'

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

"Look, told ya – it’s a Romney poster!"

'I said Mascarpone not Mask A Pony!'