Miscommunication Enthusiasts Pillows

A Series of Misadventures.

"I thought you said you were dating a 'rich doctor'!"

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"I meant the dog!"

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

After years of chasing and fighting they discovered it was all just a misunderstanding.

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

'Deputy, I asked 'when are you going to a restaurant?' Not 'arrest your aunt'.'

"For the last time, 'port' is left, 'starboard' is right!"

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

'So you are a writer?'

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

'Not scream, you morons! I said screen pass! Set up a screen pass!'

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

"What makes you think you can patronize me?"

Shoot...not literally, of course.

Dyslexic Doomsayers.

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

"...But I don't want to get in the back Norma, I want to stay in the front with you"

'Sir, I'm an estate agent. Not a showbiz agent.'