Miscommunication Lover Pillows

'I say! Fancy a date, old thing?'

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

Communication Breakdowns

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

'She's throwing a dinner party - Just for me...'

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

'Not scream, you morons! I said screen pass! Set up a screen pass!'

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

Shoot...not literally, of course.

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

"You said you wanted an Easter-related present."

'I did not call you a 'bar fly'! I said; 'I'll be back, briefly'.'

'Oh, your mouth is saying 'Bow wow', Dolores, but your eyes are saying 'Woof'!'

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"

"My mistake Guvnor - I thought you said CRAP circles!"