Miscommunication Lover Prints

'I say! Fancy a date, old thing?'

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

"I thought you said I needed to get some 'extra size'."

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"Fulfilling others on Thanksgiving is pretty good advice, wouldn't you say?"

Communication Breakdowns

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

'She's throwing a dinner party - Just for me...'

'Not scream, you morons! I said screen pass! Set up a screen pass!'

Look, XYXX! They're friendly!

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

Shoot...not literally, of course.

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

Sea kelp? I said "seek help"!

The Embarrassment of Van Gogh

'Oh, your mouth is saying 'Bow wow', Dolores, but your eyes are saying 'Woof'!'

You were right -- She's not trying to high-five us!

"You said you wanted an Easter-related present."

When I said, Do you want to go out> I meant to pee, not on a date.

'I did not call you a 'bar fly'! I said; 'I'll be back, briefly'.'

'I said Mascarpone not Mask A Pony!'

"Perhaps I should clarify. When I said to drink plenty of fluids ..."

Ernie, that's not what he meant when he said, "Listen closely to what I'm going to tell you."

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"