Miscommunication Aficionado Prints

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"You said you wanted an Easter-related present."

'Oh that's actually for here, not to go.'

'When I said 'rinse and spit,' I meant in the sink.'

Tank Tops.

"What on earth! What is wrong with you Tripping Elk. . . War Party! . . .Not costume party!"

"What do you mean, 'I'm spelling it backwards'?"

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"I meant the dog!"

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"Fulfilling others on Thanksgiving is pretty good advice, wouldn't you say?"

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

After years of chasing and fighting they discovered it was all just a misunderstanding.

'Deputy, I asked 'when are you going to a restaurant?' Not 'arrest your aunt'.'

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

"For the last time, 'port' is left, 'starboard' is right!"

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

'Not scream, you morons! I said screen pass! Set up a screen pass!'

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

Look, XYXX! They're friendly!

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

When you said it was a place with women and a bar I didn't think you meant a ballet class.

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

"Aunt Mary, I think you may not have heard me right. I requested a bundt cake."

'I'm afraid you've got the wrong department.'

"No...I said aperitif!!"

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'