Miscommunication Admirer Prints

"I've forgotten my safe word."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"I meant the dog!"

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

'A penny saved is another thing for you to knock off the dresser.'

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"I didn't say he was 'house broken' I said he was a 'house breaker'"

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

After years of chasing and fighting they discovered it was all just a misunderstanding.

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

'Deputy, I asked 'when are you going to a restaurant?' Not 'arrest your aunt'.'

"For the last time, 'port' is left, 'starboard' is right!"

'So you are a writer?'

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

'Not scream, you morons! I said screen pass! Set up a screen pass!'

Dog with chew toy.

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

'Sir, I'm an estate agent. Not a showbiz agent.'

Shoot...not literally, of course.

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'