Miscommunication Aficionado Gifts

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"You said you wanted an Easter-related present."

'Oh that's actually for here, not to go.'

'When I said 'rinse and spit,' I meant in the sink.'

Tank Tops.

"What on earth! What is wrong with you Tripping Elk. . . War Party! . . .Not costume party!"

"What do you mean, 'I'm spelling it backwards'?"

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

"I meant the dog!"

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

After years of chasing and fighting they discovered it was all just a misunderstanding.

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

"For the last time, 'port' is left, 'starboard' is right!"

'Deputy, I asked 'when are you going to a restaurant?' Not 'arrest your aunt'.'

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

'Not scream, you morons! I said screen pass! Set up a screen pass!'

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

'I'm afraid you've got the wrong department.'

"No...I said aperitif!!"

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

"What makes you think you can patronize me?"

Shoot...not literally, of course.

'Sir, I'm an estate agent. Not a showbiz agent.'

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."