Miscommunication Enthusiasts Gifts

A Series of Misadventures.

"I thought you said you were dating a 'rich doctor'!"

"Perhaps I should clarify. When I said to drink plenty of fluids ..."

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"I meant the dog!"

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"Fulfilling others on Thanksgiving is pretty good advice, wouldn't you say?"

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

After years of chasing and fighting they discovered it was all just a misunderstanding.

'Deputy, I asked 'when are you going to a restaurant?' Not 'arrest your aunt'.'

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

"For the last time, 'port' is left, 'starboard' is right!"

'So you are a writer?'

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

'Not scream, you morons! I said screen pass! Set up a screen pass!'

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

Look, XYXX! They're friendly!

When you said it was a place with women and a bar I didn't think you meant a ballet class.

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

"Aunt Mary, I think you may not have heard me right. I requested a bundt cake."

'Sir, I'm an estate agent. Not a showbiz agent.'

Shoot...not literally, of course.

"...But I don't want to get in the back Norma, I want to stay in the front with you"

Sea kelp? I said "seek help"!

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

Dyslexic Doomsayers.

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."