Miscommunication Buffs Gifts

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'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

"I meant the dog!"

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

Communication Breakdowns

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

After years of chasing and fighting they discovered it was all just a misunderstanding.

"For the last time, 'port' is left, 'starboard' is right!"

'Deputy, I asked 'when are you going to a restaurant?' Not 'arrest your aunt'.'

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

'She's throwing a dinner party - Just for me...'

'So you are a writer?'

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

'Not scream, you morons! I said screen pass! Set up a screen pass!'

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

Public Meetings: 'If you check the guide it's clear that you only need to say 'chair'.'

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

Shoot...not literally, of course.

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

'Sir, I'm an estate agent. Not a showbiz agent.'

"...But I don't want to get in the back Norma, I want to stay in the front with you"

Dyslexic Doomsayers.