Digital Miscommunication Aficionado Pillows

"No, they're not mooning you, that's a peach emoji."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

"I meant the dog!"

'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

Complaints departement for men and women.

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"OK Hunter. Go join the 'non-verbal criticism skills' seminar!"

"When you put it like that, it makes complete sense."

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

After years of chasing and fighting they discovered it was all just a misunderstanding.

'Deputy, I asked 'when are you going to a restaurant?' Not 'arrest your aunt'.'

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

Computer Address Book.

"For the last time, 'port' is left, 'starboard' is right!"

The speech is ethical. One source is plagiarism, two is research.

'The problem is, you say no problem.'

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

"Your apology rings hollow. Let's try it again, without the attitude."

"Head office says that transparency in communicating internally and with clients is of paramount importance..."

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

'Todd... I just feel like you're never here for me!'

"Is this in case the electric grid goes down and we can't text or tweet?"

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

'Hi, it's me, my therapist said I should communicate more...'

Luckily for Sarah, her training had included a unit on detecting signs of negative body language.

"She started it."

'If you don't mind, I'm trying to use the telephone here.'