Miscommunication Fans Pillows

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

"At some point we'll sit down and resolve our differences, but for now the plan is to continue exchanging bitchy emails."

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

Shoot...not literally, of course.

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

'I said Mascarpone not Mask A Pony!'

"Size 16? Sorry, I thought you said 61."

"You said you wanted an Easter-related present."

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"

"My mistake Guvnor - I thought you said CRAP circles!"

'I did not call you a 'bar fly'! I said; 'I'll be back, briefly'.'

'Advanced access' isn't REALLY about you booking an appointment in advance of having anything wrong with you!