Miscommunication Fans Mugs

Bar Association. What a disappointment. It has nothing to do with either beer of candy.

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

Look, XYXX! They're friendly!

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

"At some point we'll sit down and resolve our differences, but for now the plan is to continue exchanging bitchy emails."

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

Shoot...not literally, of course.

Sea kelp? I said "seek help"!

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

The Embarrassment of Van Gogh

You were right -- She's not trying to high-five us!

"Size 16? Sorry, I thought you said 61."

Ernie, that's not what he meant when he said, "Listen closely to what I'm going to tell you."

"You said you wanted an Easter-related present."

"Perhaps I should clarify. When I said to drink plenty of fluids ..."

'I did not call you a 'bar fly'! I said; 'I'll be back, briefly'.'

'I said Mascarpone not Mask A Pony!'

"My mistake Guvnor - I thought you said CRAP circles!"

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"

"Let me clarify what I meant when I said I've absolutely no interest in your company..."