Miscommunication Humor Fan Pillows

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

'I specifically said 'Jaws of life.''

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

"I meant the dog!"

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

After years of chasing and fighting they discovered it was all just a misunderstanding.

'Deputy, I asked 'when are you going to a restaurant?' Not 'arrest your aunt'.'

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

'So you are a writer?'

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

"For the last time, 'port' is left, 'starboard' is right!"

'It's almost as if you haven't heard a single word I've thought.'

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

"This to you left me says you want a wok."

Shoot...not literally, of course.

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

'Sir, I'm an estate agent. Not a showbiz agent.'

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

"What makes you think you can patronize me?"

"Did you watch the super bowl?"

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

'Can I call you back? I'm going into a tunnel.'