Miscommunication Humor Appreciators Pillows

'So you are a writer?'

Playing Fetch.

baby sweetcorn...

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"They're so like us."

"He was a sea rescue."

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Divine Desk Bins

A Quiet Rebuke.

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

Sheep In Curlers

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"My guess it's guacamole."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

"I meant the dog!"

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Telekinetics on strike...

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

David and Goliath.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

'Yipee! A cockroach!'